Fidelski
Born in 1926 Cuba, Fidelski was a poverty-stricken youth who spent his early years playing flamenco guitar on the streets of Havana until one day he was discovered by Fulgencio Batista. Soon Fidelski was playing for presidents and kings in royal halls around the country. But Fidelski soon began to realize his talents were falling on deaf ears. He spent the following ten years performing for free as a traveling homeless musician, relying on the gifts and good graces of his fellow countrymen for sustenance and livelihood. It was during this time that he realized true musical power lies not with the elite but with the common people. He created most of his seminal works while traveling abroad in New York City. While sleeping on the streets outside Lotus, he was taken in by Joe Buddin and Rob Zombie who at the time were sharing a flat with Andy Warhol. Together they created musical collages out of splices of 2-inch tape from the studio floor. The president of RCA Records, Tom Whitecraft, overheard these incredible musical re-creations and knew that this young man was the voice of a young nation. He shipped young Fidelski back home to Cuba where he staged a coup and installed Fidelski in power. Today Fidelski holds annual musical reclamation rallies and is working to subversively spread his communist messages by dominating the American pop charts with his creations.

Mix Master Mao
Mix Master Mao began his dj career during the great leap forward, communist China 1942.
Since turntables, mixers and electricity where very hard to come by at this early date, Mao’s family had to make extreme sacrifices to provide him with the materials he needed. Mao Dj'd all day and night in their one room mud hut. While Dj’ing at an open house for the Shao-lin temple in his hood he met ODB of the Wu Tang Clan who at the time was working as a janitor. ODB begged Mao for the mic. Also by chance that day Mic Jagger was visiting the temple and joined the jam session. Thusly in 1969 Mao was responsible for the very first mash-up entitled “You can’t always get your money”.
That year he began holding Party parties in Tiananmen Square. At these massive events hundreds of Party faithful would gather and protest the major label domination of industry and businesses’ control over government. The CRFTP was born from the intense emotion these events generated.
When he’s not cranking out the hits Mao likes to spend his free time with his pet newt “Itchy” and adding to his stamp collection.